patient:doctor whats my temperature?
doctor:too hot
patient:hot damn
8 years ago
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rangerkimmy:
“ I just laughed out loud at this holy crap.
”

rangerkimmy:

I just laughed out loud at this holy crap.

(via alexandergaskarth)

8 years ago
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Graduation speech

*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to crush*:Fuck me
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
8 years ago
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Famous words of a pet owner

wallytheasthmatic:

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

(via unfortunatecas)

8 years ago
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mattismysmile:

If you don’t respect Ariana I don’t really respect you tbh.

(via indefinitel0ve)

8 years ago
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poopcop:

devildork:

phantasy-wolf:

firmmaster:

littlegeekworld:

Rule #1 when you see Hilda. Reblog her. Always.

Celebrating full sized women everywhere

Omg always relog.

 I like this pinup character, she is so full of personality!

I like this because so much art of fat women omits the double chin

(via cottoncandy--dreams)

8 years ago
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starbucks-lovers-13:

andinthemeantimeconsultabook:

xslowyourheartx:

littleshiningthings:

“I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well”

TEARS

Real life character development.

And she does it all effortlessly like …
image

Originally posted by taylorswixft

 “THIS IS MY LIFE”

(via kenndallscovergirl)

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